Height of insult:
Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour..
student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha....
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AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED <<
A boy messaged his rank to his friend...
Friend replied :
'abey naya cell number liya hai kya?
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girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein kitni khoobsurat hun
boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chhod jate kya?...andha hun pagal nahi..........
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boy(romantically): i wanna tell u something
gal: its nt gud to tlk while eating..
(After eating)
gal: now tell me
boy: there was a cockraoch in ur food
aur ban le heroin..:-D
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After looking at her result:
Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi??
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UNPOSSIBLE !!!!
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Ek ghatia joke :
Aise janvar ka naam batayiye, jo bilkul kutte jaise diktha hai, lekin sirf 3 pairo par chaltaa hai?
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sochiye..
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Langdaa kutta.
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Once Einsten was reading in class.
A scorpio bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration.
When sir asked him, He said that the scorpio bit him on the toe, not on mind, So he didnt lose his concentration.
Friends, dis is what we call as...
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OVER ACTING !
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Figure Freak Bhikharin !!
Babu Ji…. 1 Rupaiya de do…. 3 din se bhukhi hun.. ?
Babu Ji ? 3 din se bhukhi hai toh 1 rupaiya ka kya karegi … ? ?
Bhikharin ? Vajan dekhungi … kitna kam hua hai…. ?
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Pappu goes 4 an interview :
Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha?
Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram.
Interviewer - Spelling bolo?
Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha
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Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai??
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai...
Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai??
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Last but not the least :
Sir: Bachcho batao tumne "RAB NE BANA DI JODI" film se kya sikha??
Student: Sir, yehi ki agar mehnat ki jaaye to shaadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai...
